March 2012
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thinking of changing my url to one of the...
fuckyouimadragon
toosexyformyfez
thingsareshapinguptobeprettyood
consultingfangirl
an-invisible-monster
roeslovesdrugs
youareamisterhottie
iwasaboywhenilearnedtorun
repressedspacevirgin
everything-you-ever
lady-tyrell
darkandfullofturnips
lesbiansinspace
tilyourunoutofcake
chase-the-morning
choreographedaffair
passiveaggressivesociopath
make-you-into-shoes
putyourhandonthatwall
...
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i like food more than i like people.
"Do you see him, Uncle Dave?"
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[waiting for the bus to pick us up in the rain]
[bus pulls up]
[bus parks across parking lot and doesn't move]
teacher:
jen:
freddy:
rose:
johanna:
me: son of a bitch.
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THOSE ARE TRUE HUMAN FEELINGS. EXPRESSED BY A MAN...
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JIMMY, TRUMP ME.
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CURRENT CANDIED HAM: DONALD TRUMP.
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HAVE YOU SEEN DETROIT? BANKRUPT MIGHT BE AN...
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THE WHOLE STATE IS SHAPED LIKE A HIM
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Evidently having 11 children makes you tough as...
<3
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WRONG, JOAN. I DID NOT HAVE MY EYES DONE. THAT IS...
i had my ass done
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OTHERS SAID I WAS IN REHAB-- always an attractive...
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TONIGHT
hi
how ya doing
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woah wait hold the fucking phone
ned the piemaker is going to be in The Hobbit?!
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i still can’t wrap my head around that my mom thinks Santorum is the right choice for president.
This is not one for the folks at home; I'm sorry...
sandandglass:
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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There was some commercial on the television yelling “B.B.!”. I think it was for a cosmetic product but now I’m think Big Brother is watching me.
“What does it say about the college coed Susan [sic] Fluke, who goes before a...”
– Rush Limbaugh, on law student Sandra Fluke, who was denied the ability to testify before the all-male panel considering contraceptive coverage.
Fuck. You.
As ThinkProgress states: “While it’s probably not even worth engaging with Limbaugh on the facts, Fluke’s testimony was about a friend who is a...
February 2012
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that’s shadowmere?
ohmygawd
thank you astrid
thank you so much~
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cicero tried to hurt precious astrid
and that is a crime for which he must pay
with his life
When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...